“Reason for tardy? Depression-era sandwich rage.”
(Ironically, my father complains when my daughter texts all the way to school…if only he knew.)
Caolinn: Grandpa’s been complaining about a 20 cent increase in the price of a McMuffin for ten minutes. Please send a rope.
Caolinn: “It’s a twenty percent increase! That’s INSANE!”
Caolinn: Glad you think so, because guess who’s gonna be late to school because of breakfast sandwich inflation?
Me: I’ll call the attendance office.
Caolinn: God, I can’t wait to hear that one. “Reason for tardy? Depression-era sandwich rage.”